Patrick: Good luck, SpongeBob! Now you're talking. Time to sing. Shell City. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline . I'm disappointed it doesn't have the ocean man song, Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand, Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip, Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand, Ocean man, can you see through the wonder of amazement at the oberman, Ocean man, the crust is elusive when it casts forth to the childlike man. I'm through messing around. The most impressive thing about the Avengers: Endgame script is how the screenwriters were able to juggle all of the various characters and scenes and still somehow keep things coherent and entertaining. SpongeBob SquarePants. Plankton : Not in something , on someone , you twit ! Bubble party! Worship? Krabs : Closer , but no , no , no ⚠. But it's my job, Your Highness. And a wing nut. I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss. All right, Neptune, let's get it on. SpongeBob: [SpongeBob picks a slice of cheese out from his briefcase with some tweezers.] SpongeBob: I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. I want you to do me a favor, Phil. - What the...? SpongeBob SquarePants. We made it. There just isn't one. I'm the manager of this establishment . Let me try. Mr ♂️. Squidward: [interrupts him, and covers himself] SpongeBob! Neptune: Have this pole executed at once. The celebration's off. You didn't get the job! - I'm (trimmed due to comment size limit). [slurring] Wai-toor. Patrick : Good luck , SpongeBob ! I'm on to you, Krabs! The crowd begins to cheer and clap , but SpongeBob ⬛⬜ does instead ♂. [leans towards Squidward and shushes him]. Thanks. [Everyone laughs ], [Plankton is watching ⌚ the entire scenario ♨ out the window of the Chum ✌ Bucket ], Plankton : Curses ! SpongeBob SquarePants 1999 Genre: Animation A square yellow sponge named SpongeBob SquarePants lives in a pineapple with his pet snail, Gary, in the … And to be a manager , you have to be a man . Did you miss me? Hooray for SpongeBob! Yes. Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. I now realize that he's a great big jerk! [sobs] By the way, act now and you get a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet with every purchase. Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob, you didn't get the job. I guess so, Mr. Krabs. You know, SpongeBob, there's a lesson to be learned from all of this. Until today , that is. That's insane!! I'll just stop thinking about it. I just wanted to say I'll be thanking you in my managerial acceptance speech today. Make mine a chocolate! Oh, Karen, my computer wife, if only I could have managed to steal the secret to Krabs' success, the formula for the Krabby Patty. It's evil. This won't take long. Mindy: Daddy, please. Waiter. Ah, it seems that inspiration has struck. Not a dork. Mustard... er ketchup?! Patrick, check it out! - "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. " For your information, we are not kids. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream] Oh, waiter. Check. Take it easy, friend. And tonight, after my big promotion, we're gonna party till we're purple. Patrick: [Downcast and realizing SpongeBob's point] Sorry. On to Shell City. You understand-ager? I guess it really doesn't matter who does the distraction. Yawn. Mrs . - Yes. There is nothing else I can do. That's ✔ enough !! You didn't get the job ! Sponge-Bob Square-Pants ❗❕. That's right, folks. Neptune: I am the king. - I know. - Right. Hooray! [Dances around then he shakes Squidward's ❤ hand ] Oh , better luck next time , buddy . [Sees Patrick lying on the floor. I think I made my point. I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah You're a Goofy Goober, yeah We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah Well, well, well. But when your little champion fails to return, I get to splatter this crab all over the walls! No, Pat, you don't understand. I mean, you understand? SpongeBob: There's no shower at work. Go scrape up your friend and get going. King Neptune: And as for you....be back here with my crown in exactly ten days. Yeah. Promotion. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. Look, there he is. Krabs ♋: SpongeBob , you're a great fry cook , but I gave the job to Squidward ❤ because being manager is a big responsibility . [his alarm clock honks], [Honk continues from dream, the screen now shows SpongeBob in his bedroom. It's not fair. Howdy, Goofy Goober! ], Floyd: What'll it be, fellas? Three cheers for the manager! We're doing great! Mindy. Tiny fingerprints. - In your face. Bald! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist. SpongeBob : Oh . Mr. Squidward, front and center, please. Sponge-Bob Square-Pants!♪ [The pirates hog the snack bar and get some popcorn. But it's my job, Your Highness. Let's find out. SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come! And now, SpongeBob, I'm gonna do something that I should've done six days ago. Mr. Krabs: A name you all know. I think we all know who rightfully deserves to wear that manager pin. - Kids? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeabl... [King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines] Bald! - No, wait, that's not right. Gary! Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. All right! All hail Plankton. Before downloading Movie Script Copypasta Videos, you can preview it by mouse over the PLAY VIDEO button and click Play or Click DOWNLOAD button if you would like to download the files. Let's see, it says here, "Step one: Point bag away from home. " [Puts the crown on a pillow on a stool. SpongeBob SquarePants. That sounds like the manager of the new Krusty Krab . Okay, that's enough. Goodbye. Hip! A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty? Shell City. - Crown. [the word "customer " is heard echoing in the kitchen . SpongeBob, be careful. - No, no freaking way I'm a kid, you say When you say I'm a kid I say, "Say it again" And then I say thanks - Thanks! Neptune ♂️: It's not bald ! [clears throat ] The royal ✨ court is now in session . - I'm feeling better already. Lad, I mean this in the nicest of ways, but there's a word for what you are, and that word is... Now, let's see... - Dork? Because we're invincible! Did you see my butt ? Oh, boy. First of all, congratulations, Mr. Krabs. I'm the manager of this establishment. Absorbent ☀ and yellow and porous is he ? So mysterious, so beautiful. Mindy, will you butt out. [excitedly] Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie! You call that a distraction? Krabs is being interviewed by Perch Perkins, and I've never even had one customer! Perhaps I've said too much. Certainly. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet...from A to Y. Plankton : Yeah , A to Y. SpongeBob: Oh, yeah? I'm ready. - Phil. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. I'm trying. We then see a pirate on a look-out post. The new manager is a loyal, hard-working employee. - He can do it in nine. Woooo! Oh, boy! [his alarm clock honks] Hip! You know, the alphabet. Oh, waiter. We didn't even come close to the crown. I'm ready. [He pumps the soap dispenser, and the top is pushed off by pressure from bubbles forming inside of it.] All hail Plankton ! Hold on. Well, we're not gonna get the crown standing here. And let's face it, Pat. I didn't get the promotion. And don't think we don't know how to weed them out. Plankton yelps when SpongeBob tries to scrape him off ]. [Discovers that his crown is missing] MY CROWN! "R.I.P." So... ...wet. Perch Perkins here, coming to you live from in front of The Krusty Krab restaurant, for years the only place to get a delicious and mouthwatering Krabby Patty. ... hazardous... Monster-infested. Tiny fingerprints. Talk to me, Krabs. Perch Perkins here with an incredible news flash. SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. [SpongeBob runs around Patrick and flaps his arms like chicken wings as Patrick continues to honk the aerosol can. Then everyone will eat at the Chum Bucket, and I will rule the world! Clay: [Plankton begins impersonating a voice over the phone] Hi, Mr. Krabs. SpongeBob SquarePants ❗❕. - All right, we get the point. in Script > Handwritten 4,857,906 downloads (375 yesterday) 94 comments 100% Free - 2 font files. I got it! [leans towards Squidward and shushes him ]. - It's not bald, it's thinning. [Looks at smeared Plankton and pulls him off his shoe] Are you on your way to the grand-opening ceremony? No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl. But why? - But, daughter, I... - Please, Father? [Eyes widen]. Back off ! It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers. - Now, let's go home. I believe in you guys. Today ! - You guys, hey! Hold on. Mr . I got it! - Patrick! Does that hat take ten gallons? All bubble-blowing babies will be beaten senseless by every able-bodied patron in the bar. I am just a kid. The letter after Y. Plankton : [Searches through cabinet ⤵⤴] W , X ❌, Y, Z . Mr . Past the county line, Bikini Bottom's beautiful landscape is replaced by barren locations. Plan Z. I love Plan Z. The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move. 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